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lt was when we were going through the high school senior fever...
Hi, Doo-sik, how're you doing?
- Ho, Doo-sik. - Hi.
that we met Doo-sik, a student teacher, assigned at our school.
But why ours among so many schools? We'd call it destiny.
Hi, Doo-sik!
- You got a good lunch? - Yes, sir.
- What beautiful weather! - Yes, sir.
- KWON Yong-ha. - Yes, sir.
- YOO Ri-na. - Yes, sir.
- LlM Jae-rock. - Yes, sir.
- KlM Tae-hwan. - Yes, sir.
YOO Young-ho.
Oh, boy, absent again?
- GAE Doo-sik! - Yes, sir.
Ethics - My Boss, My Teacher
Bosses, Teachers and fathers should be respected.
M BOSS, M TEACHER
D-A-N-G-E-R.
Danger?
Yes, sir. We'll take care of Dang OH.
Hey, hey... what the hell?
Bosses, teachers and fathers
should be respected.
Cheers!
Dumb-garl, Dumb-garl!
Calm down.
What the...?
- Thank you. - l mean hold it.
What a fuss!
Damn!
You moron, you scared me!
Fucking ketchup!
lt's your damn habit?
What a freaky dumbo!
Dumb-garl!
What the hell!
- Mi-ran! - Hi, Doo- sik!
What?
- Doo-sik, You love me? - Sure.
Then say so You love me?
- l love you. - Love me? Louder!
l do love you!
l love you this much Dangerous!
Oh, damn.
Hello, sir.
How embarrassing!
A branch of our cosmic D-Dogs were fucked up by comic Zenith!
Yes, sir.
And this project with Hong Kong...
Not a clear outcome has been reported!
l'm afraid Doo-sik is not good at handling this business.
He even got a bank loan for tuition and...
Sang-doo, one of his men is in class for him.
Even if he got the degree what's the use of it?
We don't like the idea of giving Kang-nam region to him, sir!
- You're late. - Sorry, sir.
lt's okay, you're busy, so...
Doo-sik, college kid you look so cool.
What school year are you in?
Junior...
No, senior, sir.
And no problem with your credits?
Don't worry. My credit card is okay, sir.
- Doo-sik! - Yes, sir.
What l want is for you to get the diploma on your own.
But even then...
Loan is not recommended.
lt's not the way l do my business, period.
How come the big boss knows about it?
But the good news is that you'll be on a practicing field next week.
Practicing?
You need some practical knowledge after graduation...
Like adaptation course for the prisoners before they're freed?
What?
You've been in trouble since the Zenith shit...
School is a good place to stay under the radar.
You said it's a practice?
Right, practice at school!
At school? Damn!
Going back to school?
Driving me fucking insane...
Hello, everyone, l am GAE Doo-sik.
l'm so honored to be here for you...
You're nominated to the film awards ceremony?
Let's go, sir.
This area reminds me of old days of mine.
You didn't attend high school so you have no idea?
You son of a bitch! You're fucking right, so what?
Who pigged out on the candies here?
l thought you don't like it so...
At least you should have filled it up before l knew it!
You manner-less brat!
- What? - Put them on
What for?
You need to enhance your intelligent looks.
And you will teach ethics you know that.
And it's about the basic human integrity and...
Cut the crap ethics and human whatever?
lf students ask you tough questions just say you don't know.
Way better than getting fucked up.
Get off, sir.
You can let me get off in front of the gate.
Take a look around.
You did all this shit?
l did it, but it's for the safety of your first day in the brutal field.
Purely out of love and care for you and...
Great, this fuss for a gold medal winner!
Pull over.
Move your asses out, jerks.
Get in, dumbo!
Good luck, sir.
Have a nice day, sir.
Move up.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Lock the gate!
Being late means lower grades, all right?
l'm a teacher!
- Hey, Guidance - Yep!
- Don't let any of the souls in, right? - Yes, sir.
They should be given a lesson.
Don't play a joke on me.
Get the hell out of there.
Being seen coming through the doghole, you're a dog?
Give me your name, and school year!
Who are you, sir?
lt's the first day of my business...
What?
- Damn. - Hey, you stop there!
This is GAE Doo-sik a student teacher.
- So you're majoring in ethics? - Ethics and whatever.
Study 10 more minutes means a better wife and life.
Hurry up, kid.
Everybody, be quiet.
He's a student teacher.
He'll teach Ethics and supervise the study hall instead of me.
- What's your name again? - GAE Doo- sik
GAYDoo-sik
What?
Be quiet.
Just let them self-study.
He's all yours.
GAE Doo-sik
l wish you a good morning.
Sing and dance, sing and dance...
Calm down, guys, keep quiet.
l said calm down!
Shut your mouth!
Show some respect to your damn teacher.
- Who's the sleeping bastard? - He's an outcast.
Don't even think about it, fucker.
l won't let even one bastard off the hook!
Wake up, you worthless dumbshit!
Damn!
What the hell are you doing here?
What an exciting and violent night it was!
Mine was too, sir.
l didn't get a damn wink of sleep look at my dark circles.
You got them!
Sang-doo, how hot l am in bed!
l just get her laid and give her a full shot of what l got!
She was like 'Oh, god!'
This is so good!'
And then l tried another electrifying position...
Hi, Choon-ja!
You dig your grave even deeper, you ass!
Come and see your dad!
- You better die, just get out of here! - Choon-ja! Choon-ja!
What else l can say it's a small world!
Out of so many schools you're assigned here?
l thought you obtained the degree already.
What a shame!
After transferring a lot l at last got here.
My dad said he'd kill me if l don't make it this time.
As a favor, keep this secret or l'll lose my face as big boss.
Yes, sir.
Forget 'sir', you're the teacher here.
No, sir.
You need a rule to keep the students in control.
Exception doesn't work for me.
Yes, l'll keep it in mind, sir.
- Could you do me another favor? - No problem, sir.
Don't beat me with the edges of a book.
Yes, sir.
Hey, old doggie!
- Captain J wants to see you. - l'll be there in a minute.
See you later.
Good luck, boy, and see you.
What're you doing?
The bitch never lets me alone! lt hurts!
Leave us.
- No news from Hong Kong? - No, sir.
Fuck the gang of HK!
Their boss gave a yes ages ago but without no fucking move!
Without their fund, we're in big trouble for the resort project.
Speaking of which, l think l need to go see them, to make a deal.
And me, too, sir.
- Where? - Hong Kong, sir.
l've never been abroad so...
and, we shouldn't get Sang-doo on his own!
This is not a fucking picnic, jerk!
And one of you should take charge of the business!
You got brain to think, you know that!
l'm already nerve-wracking for the lessons l'll give tomorrow.
Don't worry, sirlt's all done for you.
Oh, really?
- Leave us. - Hello.
Nobody can beat this man for Ethics in the private lessons.
What an honor, you're my lifesaver!
Just sit back, bro.
Don't panic or get nervous...
Let me begin with the basic lessons of Ethics.
You don't know how to treat your boss's teacher?
l'd like to say the basic principles of Ethics...
Mr.KlM, take it easy and have some drinks.
Sorry? Ah, l got it.
Okay, let's cheer!
Cheers.
Bottoms up!
The share of Ethics in SAT is getting smaller but...
Confucius said that being benevolent and wise is the key...
and we should live with grace and...
Come on in, have more drinks.
- Get some more! - More drinks?
Oh, you like drinking!
Bottoms up!
Shall l pour down for you?
Waiter, give us some more drinks.
lt's said that Tarzan and Jane committed the first human sin in the jungle.
But what did the cheetah do? l got no idea.
Okay, then what's the ethics?
Dumbheads, you don't give a shit about my lesson?
You morons!
The moment l saw you, l knew you're rotten and stupid punks!
Ethics? You better prepare yourself for class!
For example, this good-looking guy... listen to me, moron.
He fucks every girl dupes everyone...
He's got no class his life is like shit!
Listen to me, show your respect!
Then this sexy guy turns into a fucking trashy punk!
How dare you, you jerk!
Where did it go the 'boss, teacher, and father' shit?
Help me, he's killing me.
- You did a good job, guys. - Sweet dreams, sir.
l prepared something for you just a second.
Step back, give me a minute, sir.
Prepare the car.
Come on! What's going on?
- Everything set up - What?
Just a minute, sir.
Our boss, reborn as a teacher.
Oh dear, our boss!
My boss, your grace is just beyond measure~
How can we thank him for all his doing~
Without your love~
Whatjerk switched it off? lt's climax!
You stupid brainless shithead!
You got no idea how much money we lose for this shit?
You stupid moron!
Dick is the only thing you got to work out!
l'm totally on your wife's side however ruthless she is!
You don't deserve my aching hands!
Call his wife.
Hello, Choon-ja.
No, she'll kill me right away.
Dumb-garl is going out again with the girl.
The hooker he felt like he was in heaven, right?
- He's here yet. - You know what you're doing? lt'll kill me!
- What did she say? - She's rushing here.
Sang-doo, and sir! This is too much.
Dumb-garl, sticking to me like a leech looks like a black shadow.
l have ants in my pants oh how restless!
Even if he'll kill me l'll never give up this chance.
But Hong Kong is a huge thing to me.
Sang-doo, don't dump me.
Mr.GAE, could you do me a favor?
Be quiet!
Hurry.
l have to make one flower bed here every day?
Dumb-garl is the man for this...
l once tried Yoga, but...
lt didn't make a difference.
How come it works as exercise?
Hey, you look over there.
Make one more, got it?
How embarrassing!
lt's not the way out stairs are here...
lt must hurt!
Hey, it's dangerous!
Whatever it is just think about it another way!
Life is tough, l know it but this is not the solution.
You're still young and got a lot of chances to meet great guys.
Get a move on for the HK project the B-Boys smell fishy.
So l sent Sang-doo to Hong Kong.
Sang-doo is perfect at English.
- ls he? - Sure, sir.
Has he got a college degree?
l didn't see it myself but...
Disembarkation Card Travel Document No./ No idea, Flight No./ Pass
You don't speak Korean?
Excuse me, l'm English ok.
- No problem. - Ok, good.
Yes!
Of course
Bravo!
- What? - Let me go!
What the hell is going on?
Excuse me, sir.
Hello.
They got caught?
We B-Boys have an inside track for this resort project, period, sir.
- Cool! - Right!
GAE Doo-sik is hardly seen what's he doing?
- They had lunch? - Not yet, sir.
You shout 'Lock the gate' at 8:10 Write down the late students.
Here.
And give a lesson to anyone who doesn't follow.
Come here you rude jerk.
- Hello, sir. - Hi.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Lock the gate!
l told you to lock the gate!
Move your asses, you late bums!
Late bastards shouldn't be allowed to come.
Hey, Doo-sik, it's me.
Be on time, it's fundamental to your survival in this society.
So you need something more harsh than words for this, asses.
You wanna spoil this damn business?
You lazybones more customers means more money.
So being late means less money is that clear?
You have your fucking hair cut!
You look like a thug!
lt's not fair, you didn't beat Sang-joong!
You do your things! The order l beat you up is totally on me.
Getting older doesn't give you the right to be late!
Fair is my middle name, jerk and l need a rule!
- You get down! - My mom is sick!
But you're not, jerk! Don't give me any stupid excuses.
- Wow, he's a killing machine? - He's as crazy as hell!
How tough!
Doo-sik!
l don't give a shit about students' aptitude.
How many go to the best college that's the key.
But we should consider what they want to be in the future.
What?
College entrance rate is what we need, nothing else!
Mr.KlM!
We're teachers to help them grown up.
But the board is pushing hard...
concern should be the future of the students too.
Who beat these kids up?
How many times have l told you to care for them?
Mr.Principal, you are okay?
Remember, my father gave you this job!
How dare you do that? Hands off!
Do yourjob, or you'll be thrown out on the street.
Yes, sir.
Step aside, let's go.
You are okay?
Damn, l better call myself handyman.
l found privates tutors for you specialist for the best college.
lt was a lot of trouble to find them.
Just tell your parents l did this greatjob!
This lesson will begin next week, okay?
- Yes. - Sure.
All right then, good luck guys.
Mi-jung, l need to talk to you.
- You went home safe last night? - Yes...
Mi-jung, whatever you have on your mind l'll take care of it.
Go back to class.
Prosecutor AHN.
Right, l found tutors, right
Who could imagine being teachers is this mean?
He had not bit of damn respect for the principal.
This is not a school but a trash dump.
Being the director's son gives him the right to beat up the principal?
Remember, they can fire us any time let's not make a mess.
He is way worse than street thugs.
You mean they're fucked?
They got caught at immigration, sir.
They got caught... immediately?
No, l mean the immigration at the airport.
lt's simple fill out a card and show their passport...
l don't understand this whole mess.
The idiots must've filled out the passport and shown the card.
When they get back they'll have to take an English test.
How come this area is so messy? Who is in charge here?
Dumb-garl.
lt's so him.
Don't worry l let my men take care of this, sir.
l told you not to do this shit!
Close the stand, you ass!
Hey, stop them.
lt's not allowed, l told you.
Get off me, you bastard!
l told you to stop them!
Yes, sir.
What a bitch!
Hey, you're done! Stop it, man!
Grandma, don't cry l'm here.
Hello, sir.
Mr.GAE, you were all right last night?
Sir, l wish you a happy and healthy morning.
What a polite greeting!
No offense, but l don't think you belong to school.
Such a handsome guy, go to Hollywood!
Are you all right?
Yeah, l'd not have had drinks too much.
- You wanna try? - No, thank you, sir.
- Go ahead. - l'm alright.
You forgot to pay me, you dickhead!
Mr.GAE, we never see them it's what we should do.
They're literally untouchable.
No, l'll give them a lesson how dare they smoke at school?
l can't stand being a candy-ass!
Hey, you better not...
Candy-ass?
l'm afraid this'll lead to a disaster.
Old doggie, you told a lie, right?
Let us see your lD, dummy!
l didn't lie.
lt's side effects of Botox.
Shut up, old doggie Even a dumbo doesn't buy you're 20!
Come on.
l paid you last week.
Not me, old doggie, for your record.
l thought it's the same account, pal.
Pal? You wanna die?
When l first saw him l was frightened.
- Why? - l thought he was the principal.
l've felt nothing but nausea for you, dipshit.
Stand still, moron.
Hello, Mr.Dick, are you there?
Wow, his dick is as big as a horse's!
You know what? You crossed the damn line!
You son of a bitch!
No more of this We're friends, right?
l didn't mean not to pay but on a regular basis.
lt's the number one rule of our business.
l don't give a fuck! Don't preach to me.
What the hell are you doing?
Hey, go to the classroom.
What are you doing here? Stop smoking!
l won't.
What? You got a problem with me?
You little...
You are just a nasty college kid!
You ass!
You don't know the word 'respect'?
You thick-headed dumbshit sons of bitches.
You piece of shit, motherfucking bitches!
Come here, sons of bitches!
This is all you need, punks.
You offended the wrong guy.
You should learn to respect your teacher!
Don't even think about it!
You're learning to respect first.
l did this for one month to survive the Vietnamese war.
lt's called a cicada game
So think you're at war and focus on it, got it?
Yes...
Repeat after me, 'click click...'
- Click, click... - Hello, sir.
May l go down?
We need a rule, exception to the rule doesn't work for you.
But l'm only a victim.
Hey, you old doggie, be careful.
Do it right, hell! Say louder.
Click, click...
l said, louder!
Click, click...
Louder!
You held the kids on the flagpole? You went too far.
When the pole is broken you pay for it!
For the record you're not an official teacher!
Enough, the students deserved it so it's okay.
What if any trouble happens...
That's what the school is for.
We teach them how to take responsibility.
Mr.GAE, go back to work.
The student teacher such a nuisance!
You're high school seniors! Just behave yourselves!
Get back to class move your asses.
Hurry up, dummy!
l hate edges of the book.
Sorry about before, sir.
That's okay.
l had to be fair, sir.
l said, okay.
And l'll be the same from now on.
- l'll be okay! - l see, sir.
l'll...
go to the teachers' lounge.
- Go ahead. - Yes, sir.
Hey, old doggie.
He's not here?
You see? l said, he's at school.
ls the boss mad at us?
Answer me, jerk!
Before then we should handle something.
What?
- The big guy? - 'Doo- sik'
- ln English. - 'Boss'
- Uppermost part of your body? - 'Head'
Taxi in English.
Damn, it's a dead end.
lt's all l got in my head.
Taxi is English.
You tried to fool me?
Daily English 'When you want a new girl at the bar.'
No big deal. 'A New Chick'
Change the partner, please.'
What are you told when smoking isn't allowed?
' No smoking.'
l don't get why we got caught at the airport.
Could you write down 'airplane'?
Are you playing a joke on me?
You don't know how to spell it?
Cut the shit! Even a small kid knows that!
- Why is the boss so late? - Write it down, show something!
You're really irritating!
You guys...
What? lt's not KAL?
Then JAL?
You want to see me, sir?
Anything you wanna tell me, sir?
This is what the mischievous jerks did?
l won't let this get past.
- Oh, it hurts. - Sorry, sir.
l'll make them regret what they did.
l even paid them.
Why didn't you give them a lesson, sir?
- Doo-sik... - Yes, sir.
lt's been more than 10 years since l did a one-man job.
Don't worry, sir.
l'll assign a specialist.
How impressive! KAL is an airline company!
Don't ignore me, l do whatever this new digital era says.
l do email.
My address is dumbgarl@hanmail.net.
Then you know, you download music?
Sure, you can't call me a new generation, unless l do.
How amazing! Then just show me something.
Okay, here goes 'down' song.
My grades are down from A's to D's l'm way behind in history'
You know what? lt's sung by A- teens!
Two girls and two boys l love 'down' song...
Damn, it's not switched on.
Sang-doo! l thought you're more than that at least.
l put trust in you and you were arrested even before you start?
Sorry, sir.
They speak British English my major is American English.
Your excuse makes sense?
l told you they don't speak Russian English!
lf we don't let the Gang of HK in this our project is fucked up.
Mistakes are not acceptable, bastard!
l got connections in Hong Kong shall l arrange them to come here?
- You can do that? - Sure, sir.
- Hurry. - Yes, sir.
Damn, make a drink.
No, l got to wake up early to get to work at school, damn.
This whole school shit drives me nuts!
Okay, l see. l will call you later.
You got any ideas how to befriend the school kids?
lnvite them to our bar!
And then?
Just let them have fun unbelievably visit their home www.blablabla...
lt's the way you have young kids as friends, sir.
Let the minors drink and have fun at the bar? Are you fucking crazy?
And how can l visit their home?
What a stupid teacher!
Hey, our boss is so miserable.
l meant the internet homepage, sir.
You pushed my buttons!
Close the door.
You know what to do.
lt's not what...
Hi, Choon-ja.
Your husband is not available now
Okay, l'll tell him to call you back.
Dumb-garl, hang on!
Mr.Lee, my son will go to Seoul National, right?
Don't worry about a thing that's what l work for.
Your sons will go to Seoul National, period.
Many thanks and l'm very sorry for your having such a low paying job.
l'm so flattered, Prosecutor.
And l've got something for you come to my office some time.
Oh, thank you, cheers.
- For the wonderful night! - The wonderful night!
Cheers.
Young kids are crazy about anything on the internet.
Why don't you give them some nuts, cyber money?
- Nuts? - Yeah.
Sir, could you let me go to the restroom?
- lt's number two? - Yes, sir.
Wait until you're released.
Dong-pal, you're assigned to school as of tomorrow.
Yeah?
Do it right, sucker!
Hey, l'll be at the Education Office so you cover my class...
And introduce a new boy to the class.
Old doggie, what a dork! You almost take my breath away!
Don't you think you're so selfish?
Look at this old grubby filthy and selfish doggie!
Oh, am l so funny? Shall l handle your smiling face?
Who...are you?
What are you?
How are you doing today?
Another tough day?
l'm fully on your side school work is the toughest.
But today could be an exception forget books and just play for fun.
Hey, just smile we're gonna have a ball.
l got a long list to do so...
l want you to enjoy this class.
Damn, heads down!
Repeat after me, 'lose weight!'
Lose weight!
What? He's broken the 'No PE but study for seniors' rule!
- l will never let... - Let him do it.
Seniors need exercise to get relaxed.
l felt so abashed at his first sight!
Sang-joong, old doggie.
Sorry but your man is just no match for me.
What are you?'
l heard you're a specialist.
Sorry, sirl had a rough day yesterday, that's all.
Son of a bitch.
Here it goes.
Bon appetit!
'Report any violence incurring at school'
You're late, you know that?
Don't hate a man, though you hate their crime.' Who said that?
Confucius!
Right, it's a very well known saying and you should know it.
You shouldn't get involved in iron pipe violence; you'll end up in prison!
ln this case, according to the criminal laws...
'Any problem of yours will be handled.'
They look really happy!
You brainless old doggie, lick my ass
Stop there!
- Sir... - He'll pay for this!
Look at you in class What are you doing?
Everybody out!
Not doing what a teacher tells you to it's your fun?
Everybody run to the goal post and run back! Go!
Yes, sir!
Move your asses!
Faster.
l will kill the last one to come in!